Absolved

Tonight I was absolved of bad parenting techniques by Alix. She’s the friend I’ve known more than half my life…

Nice Neighbors

The nicest lady lives next to us. Her name is Sue and she’s a psychotherapist dealing with people who have…

Failed Attempt

The ladies ate huge pre-nap meals. Mimi truly ate a gallon of soy yogurt, some tortilla chips with hummus, veggie…

One Step Forward…

…One million steps back… Yeah, they are sleeping. Yeah I gave them bottles. Yes, also over this past weekend for…

Cold Turkey

Today, for the first time since they were born, I put the girls in bed for their naps without having…

Hysteria

This afternoon’s post calls for a super moody CameraMorte pic… Took Mimi and Beenie to the gym this morning in…

Mercy Mercy Mercy

We are now at the mercy of Baltimore’s weather. It is currently 96 degrees Fahrenheit in lovely Charm City. I…

Shark Attack

Beenie is our resident biter. There is nothing cute or important or good in this act and it absolutely infuriates…