I have ZERO interest in getting you, my 12 year old daughters, cell phones. THEY’RE NOT JUST PHONES. Love, Your … More
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December Eve
Time keeps moving. Not sure if it is forward or backward. All I know is there are still little lines … More
Four Hunnie
Supposedly this is the four hundredth post for 20/20. I just realized I’ve been doing this since 2008 — six … More
Germs Suck
Haven’t had a marathon sick-fest in a few years. Sure, people get colds, fevers, broken arms, lice. But not the … More
Selfie
I’ve been doing a little thinking. Only a little, don’t worry. About a lot of things. About this space here. … More
The Planets
Got a super freaky horoscope for 2014. Not at all bad, just intense. How in the world am I going … More
Why I hate homework
Why I hate homework, or, yet another reason I’m a bad parent. Let me rephrase… why I hate homework for … More
Goodbye October…
Looks like I missed last month. Busy, man. Just fucking busy. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe. Blogs … More
Lucky Seven
Dear Mimi and Beenie. How in tarnation did you go from small, loud, fleshy blobs to well-mannered, feral, groomed and … More
Oh my Glob, I totally dissed June!
What did June ever do to me, huh? I couldn’t even come up with one little tidbit for an entire … More