ten pros and cons of non-employment

PROS wearing the same clothes for two or more days in a row (not including sox and undies! those get … More

I’m a gripulous, gropulous groo

Oh look, it’s October. I have approximately five minutes before I have to pack children’s lunches and vamoose. But was … More

I’m not going to spend more than ten minutes on this tonight. I swear. UPDATE: I already lost on the … More

I thought for a few days I was in the midst of a strange allergy attack. Part of me still … More

Everyone loves you when you’re a freelancer. Or temporary. There’s a certain Je ne sais quoi about someone who isn’t … More

Yes. It has finally happened. After what seems like months, but in reality has been about two weeks, I am … More

Yeah, we did survive yesterday, barely. Today the sun was shining in a clear, blue sky. I did some research … More

I’m having flashbacks to my five years spent in Chicago lately. Today wasn’t too bad, probably because my body temperature … More

When was I here last? A week ago? Oh, December 9th. Five days. Seems longer. Maybe because in that entire … More

Eight days since I’ve had a chance to quietly sit and type something longer than a lame-assed fuckbook status blob. … More