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Friday I completed the first week of my new job. Full time. Me. In a basement somewhere in Baltimore County, … More

delicious, moldy, rotten pumpkin

Nothing says cornucopia like a furry, rotting pumpkin on one’s front porch. Daily the squirrels nibbled the tasty morsels, and … More

Do you promise not to tell?

Hello, almost autumn. You’re cool enough to be autumn, anyway. Soon enough. Soon enough, I say… no rush back to … More

Oh geez… it’s starting to happen. My personal demographic mirror, the New York Times makes it official. GenX is hittin’ … More

My “free” time of late has not been spent being creative in any way, unless you consider procuring clothing to … More

Everyone loves you when you’re a freelancer. Or temporary. There’s a certain Je ne sais quoi about someone who isn’t … More

When was I here last? A week ago? Oh, December 9th. Five days. Seems longer. Maybe because in that entire … More

I went to a thrift store last week for the first time in years. I used to spend all kinds … More

Eight days since I’ve had a chance to quietly sit and type something longer than a lame-assed fuckbook status blob. … More