There’s always tomorrow

Today was nowhere near as horrific as yesterday was. When I woke up this morning to some snotty nosed crazy … More

T’was the night before preschool…

T’was the eve pre preschool and all through the rowhouse Furry creatures were stirring Better not be a mouse! The … More

Go ask Alice

Oh spit! Me and the ladies hit their PRESCHOOL CLASS this morning to pick out cubbie holes. Beenie was busy … More

Here’s your hat… what’s your hurry?

Nobody tells you what a pain in the arse potty training is going to be. Yes, I have two toddlers … More

Pizza, strawberries and chips

It is 4:13 a.m. I just deleted the paragraph I had written about how I want out of Facebook, but … More

A nod to nappy’s lists

To the doo-doo head who stole one pumpkin, smashed one, and placed the third on a neighbor’s porch, you suck … More

no nap, all potty, all the time

Either I start writing one sentence posts, or I’ll have to shut this mutha down.

egrets?

Good God. I didn’t leave town or die (I don’t think). I’ve been dabbling in “real-world” scenarios such as potty … More

pee+poo=purple candy!

Purple, grape flavored jelly beans: this is how I’ve been bribing Mimi and Beenie to use the potty. They used … More

To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

I’m actually not coming to you from the land of the ice and snow. Just North Carolina, which is cool … More