“Sand is better than poop!”

I’m quoting myself, true. Is that self-absorbed of moi? The girls are still sleeping so it’s ME TIME. Please don’t … More

Mercy Mercy Mercy

We are now at the mercy of Baltimore’s weather. It is currently 96 degrees Fahrenheit in lovely Charm City. I … More

Beenie is our resident biter. There is nothing cute or important or good in this act and it absolutely infuriates … More

Took the girls for a lovely stroll this morning. The rain dried up and the sky is clear blue with … More

Early this week, I believe me and my family became officially middle-class. We traded in my 2001 Honda Civic with … More

That’s right, I’m back for a some more. Last night wasn’t quite enough for my insatiable sofalust. Allergy season has … More

The last post was quite literally a big bummer. The ladies are just winding down from 2+ weeks of the … More

This parenthood thing is serious business. You start thinking about it in your mid to late thirties. “Maybe we should … More

The girls had their 18 month old check-ups/shots today. These days are exciting (I get to hear what a great … More

Ohmygod. What a crap morning. I haven’t had a morning with the ladies like this in a very long time. … More