That’s all the power I’ve got left on my laptop, so I best be quick with this post. Besides, the … More
Author: J
Absolved
Tonight I was absolved of bad parenting techniques by Alix. She’s the friend I’ve known more than half my life … More
Nice Neighbors
The nicest lady lives next to us. Her name is Sue and she’s a psychotherapist dealing with people who have … More
Failed Attempt
The ladies ate huge pre-nap meals. Mimi truly ate a gallon of soy yogurt, some tortilla chips with hummus, veggie … More
One Step Forward…
…One million steps back… Yeah, they are sleeping. Yeah I gave them bottles. Yes, also over this past weekend for … More
Cold Turkey
Today, for the first time since they were born, I put the girls in bed for their naps without having … More
Hysteria
This afternoon’s post calls for a super moody CameraMorte pic… Took Mimi and Beenie to the gym this morning in … More
“Sand is better than poop!”
I’m quoting myself, true. Is that self-absorbed of moi? The girls are still sleeping so it’s ME TIME. Please don’t … More
Mercy Mercy Mercy
We are now at the mercy of Baltimore’s weather. It is currently 96 degrees Fahrenheit in lovely Charm City. I … More
Shark Attack
Beenie is our resident biter. There is nothing cute or important or good in this act and it absolutely infuriates … More