Lookee here… it’s October! I find myself a single mother for four days while hubbo is out of town on … More
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Dirty nasty grasshopper porn!
Good gravy! Can’t go outside without having to shield my daughters from disgusting insect sex happening right on our patio!! … More
How in tarnation did my daughters turn four? Has it really been four years since I shoved them out from … More
That’s right. Two thirty. Dark outside. Family sleeping. Cats sleeping. Normal people sleeping. It has been a strange ten days … More
I have a bad feeling that Beenie just won’t sleep. Who can blame her? It has been almost ninety degrees … More
What if they want to go to art school?
Yesterday I brought out the paints. I bought art supplies a year ago, at least. Why, you may ask, has … More
Ohmygod. What a crap morning. I haven’t had a morning with the ladies like this in a very long time. … More