twin toddler haiku #2

noodles well eaten library loud but hush! shhhhh! public bathroom poop went well

twin toddler haiku #1

pool backyard, potty rocks and plastic toys washed clean chinese noodles lunch?

… an entire day with no time to myself. Mimi once again is refusing to relax and nap. I told … More

This morning we actually managed to get out of the house while the sun shone. It has been raining. Lots. … More

Funny life, this. One day a huge shitpile, next day fan-fucking-tastic. Or maybe a little less dramatic, but you catch … More

Good lord. You’d think my husband was murdering those girls in their room. All he did was go in there … More

Had a strange and wonderful weekend, able to paint for 1.5 hours Saturday and 2 hours Sunday. Woah. I should … More

I am not going to waste the next hour and fifteen minutes writing my silly blog entry. There are many … More

That’s how much time I have left to type before it is time to awaken my sleeping beauties. This morning … More

How am I supposed to resolve the horror I feel when my Beenie bites my Mimi? There were a few … More