When was I here last? A week ago? Oh, December 9th. Five days. Seems longer. Maybe because in that entire … More
Category: multiples
Eye shadow
dark springtime morning-noon laundry piles twice as high as the basket pancakes lull twins to sleep coffee keeps me awake … More
The Second Honeymoon is Over
I’m sure there will be many honeymoons followed by horrors. The ladies are toddlers after all. Terriffic and very terrible. … More
I’ll take me some global warming…
I’ll take me some seventy degree weather, is what I’ll takes. Coastal flooding and crazy ice chunks falling from the … More
Shark Attack
Beenie is our resident biter. There is nothing cute or important or good in this act and it absolutely infuriates … More
Hello, lover. Thy name is couch.
That’s right, I’m back for a some more. Last night wasn’t quite enough for my insatiable sofalust. Allergy season has … More
Work
This parenthood thing is serious business. You start thinking about it in your mid to late thirties. “Maybe we should … More
Another Baltimore Day
I could hear the ice dropping onto the skylight in our bathroom last night. Ice pellets. Not such good stuff … More
Freakish Seventy Degree Baltimore in the Middle of February
A good friend of mine, who has a son ten days older than the girls called me this morning. She … More