I’d like to say first, that I am never ambivalent about my daughters. When I stayed home with them ALL … More
Category: bad morning
Time keeps on slippin’
When was I here last? A week ago? Oh, December 9th. Five days. Seems longer. Maybe because in that entire … More
Nothing says out of town like 4:30 a.m.
Why in god’s name am I awake? I’M NOT EVEN BEING WOKEN UP BY MY CHILDREN!!! I thought because I’m … More
The Second Honeymoon is Over
I’m sure there will be many honeymoons followed by horrors. The ladies are toddlers after all. Terriffic and very terrible. … More
Another naptime wasted
Once again, I find myself with 1/2 hour left for naptime. I have squandered two solid hours on the interwebs. … More
“Sand is better than poop!”
I’m quoting myself, true. Is that self-absorbed of moi? The girls are still sleeping so it’s ME TIME. Please don’t … More
Shark Attack
Beenie is our resident biter. There is nothing cute or important or good in this act and it absolutely infuriates … More
Bad Morning
Ohmygod. What a crap morning. I haven’t had a morning with the ladies like this in a very long time. … More