There’s always tomorrow

Today was nowhere near as horrific as yesterday was. When I woke up this morning to some snotty nosed crazy … More

Well?!

It went well. If that’s what you’re asking, which I assume it is. The girls first day of preschool went … More

T’was the night before preschool…

T’was the eve pre preschool and all through the rowhouse Furry creatures were stirring Better not be a mouse! The … More

Go ask Alice

Oh spit! Me and the ladies hit their PRESCHOOL CLASS this morning to pick out cubbie holes. Beenie was busy … More

Here’s your hat… what’s your hurry?

Nobody tells you what a pain in the arse potty training is going to be. Yes, I have two toddlers … More

A nod to nappy’s lists

To the doo-doo head who stole one pumpkin, smashed one, and placed the third on a neighbor’s porch, you suck … More

sleeping beauties

This afternoon presents me with a rare treat… sleeping daughters. They have actively denied me and their tired selves the … More

egrets?

Good God. I didn’t leave town or die (I don’t think). I’ve been dabbling in “real-world” scenarios such as potty … More

Punkin’

Finally the rain has come. It has almost rained for weeks now — big, heavy gray clouds laying low in … More

2:30 a.m.

That’s right. Two thirty. Dark outside. Family sleeping. Cats sleeping. Normal people sleeping. It has been a strange ten days … More