Dirty nasty grasshopper porn!

Good gravy! Can’t go outside without having to shield my daughters from disgusting insect sex happening right on our patio!! … More

It takes a certain kind of crazy…

I just noticed this post, dated from a year ago, after a freaky attempted beach trip. Cleanin’ house. It’s short … More

The best thing about yesterday’s earthquake, in addition to the fact that nobody was hurt and nothing seems to have … More

I can’t say for sure until I do some research in the 20/20 archives, but I don’t think I have … More

It is changing, you know. It changed enough last Thursday night, July 28th, for me to think to myself, “Oh, … More

The summer of 2011 is hot. The air quality is for crap, and there is at least a fifty degree … More

Working, as I do, in a gray, cold basement 7 hours/day, I have learned even more than I already knew, … More

Is this what 20/20 is destined to be? Once a month I get enough time and energy to write something … More

Hey y’alls! Greetings from steamy Balmer County, MD. Yeah, I know… I live about fifty steps away from the city/county … More

Right now both girls are asleep on the purple couch downstairs! This has not happened for at least two years. … More