This post is dedicated to Damon Locks, who I do not in any way hate. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE…
Dear Mimi
Why, my darling daughter, do you cry? Is it the horrible containment of your diaper underneath a swimming diaper that…
Rearview Sunset
Atlantic Ocean: III
This trip, where we rented a cheap-0 beach house (with a really gross bathroom) for a week after Labor Day…
Atlantic Ocean: II
Here at my Delaware beach, my next-door neighbor’s Internet connection is a bit wonky, so I must type this into…
Atlantic Ocean: I
I’m on the screened in porch on the front of our beach house. We drove here from Baltimore during probably…
Anxious
I am. Anxious. Supposedly we’re leaving tomorrow morning around 11 a.m. to drive to a beach in Delaware, about 3…
Nightmare World : The RNC
Dear Mrs. Palin, You seem like an intelligent enough person. You love your family and are supportive of them and…
Bossy Boots
Had a remarkably fun day with the ladies yesterday. Not that every day doesn’t have elements of fun. But you…
DILFs
Monday, Labor Day here in Charm City, revealed something I’d always wondered about. A trip to the playground confirmed it.…