As per Nappy’s request, I will attempt to answer her ten questions as well as she did (in fact, the same as she did for #2 and #5) on my own blogityblogblog…
1. What is your favorite word? shizzle
2. What is your least favorite word? fecund
3. What turns you on? having delicious food made FOR me–not by me, making art every day, writing, making music, taking photos…
4. What turns you off? lack of sleep, too much housework, not enough exposure to world outside my house.
5. What is your favorite curse word? mutherfuckingcocksucker
6. What sound or noise do you love? weird children sleeping sounds, silence
7. What sound or noise do you hate? my bones creaking, the sound of the water alarm going off any place in my house
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? physician, independently wealthy person
9. What profession would you not like to try? president of the united states
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? daily massages and lots of delicious treats, you were right all along…
20 Fingers, 20 Toes 
Nice word, 20-20. How delicious small people sleep sounds are. Add babies laughing and we might have reached that massage-y heaven.
Nice thing about shizzle is its potential placement anywhere in a word, phrase, or sentence. Like fuck, only fuzzier.