Last night I floated under the stars in a hot tub, in the backyard of Sheila, Jeremy and Jemma’s house. After drinking two powerful lemonade drinks (I think someone slipped vodka in that lemonade), and eating a delicious grilled chicken, cucumber, potato salad, and cannilini bean salad dinner SOMEONE ELSE PREPARED. Welcome to the Hammonds!
I am sad my time here in the flat flat flat midwest is so short. There are many other people I’d like to see, but 48 hours is 48 hours. So I gotta keep it small, intimate. I need to convince Sheila and Jeremy to move to the greater Baltimore area. Then we could set up another hot tub situation on the East Coast.
20 Fingers, 20 Toes 
Aaaaaaaaaaah.
Sounds delightful. Have them move immediately.