Go ask Alice

Oh spit! Me and the ladies hit their PRESCHOOL CLASS this morning to pick out cubbie holes. Beenie was busy…

Here’s your hat… what’s your hurry?

Nobody tells you what a pain in the arse potty training is going to be. Yes, I have two toddlers…

It is 4:13 a.m. I just deleted the paragraph I had written about how I want out of Facebook, but…

To the doo-doo head who stole one pumpkin, smashed one, and placed the third on a neighbor’s porch, you suck…

What a shit day. And not literally. Just really crappy. How in God’s name did my own mother raise THREE…

pudding brain is mine I’m tired…. may I nap? I guess not, I don’t get naps

Oh look! I am alone. Sitting in the library. Have already typed more than one sentence and there is nothing…

grandparents today playdough party not with me thank you mom and dad

People with no children tell me all the time that it isn’t that big a deal to put your kids…

bedtime tyranny it’s like she is a pharaoh and I am her cat