Happy mf new year, peeps! I lost half the month already. Almost. February will be the four-year anniversary of 20/20! … More
Category: twins
The glass shoe guy
Mimi and Beenie sat in the tub the other evening, next to one another, quietly. Beenie chatted on a fish … More
Pre-spring scourge? Check.
I thought for a few days I was in the midst of a strange allergy attack. Part of me still … More
Frigid
I’m having flashbacks to my five years spent in Chicago lately. Today wasn’t too bad, probably because my body temperature … More
100% self-serving
Finally. The girls are back in school! I dropped them off this morning and have done nothing for anyone else … More
Discount preschool
It doesn’t matter where you send your kid to school for the first time, because half the time they’re gonna … More
twin toddler haiku #6
pudding brain is mine I’m tired…. may I nap? I guess not, I don’t get naps
twin toddler haiku #5
grandparents today playdough party not with me thank you mom and dad
twin toddler haiku #4
bedtime tyranny it’s like she is a pharaoh and I am her cat
twin toddler haiku #3
ready, steady, go! they scream before they jump up then laugh when they land