I invented post-its

No, I didn’t. But for some reason that line from Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion popped into my head, … More

Listen, do you want to hear a secret?

Do you promise not to tell?

I love this painting. I wish I had done it. But my four year old daughter, Mimi, painted it. She … More

PROS wearing the same clothes for two or more days in a row (not including sox and undies! those get … More

Oh look, it’s October. I have approximately five minutes before I have to pack children’s lunches and vamoose. But was … More

How in tarnation did my daughters turn four? Has it really been four years since I shoved them out from … More

Hello, almost autumn. You’re cool enough to be autumn, anyway. Soon enough. Soon enough, I say… no rush back to … More

I’m so confused. I feel as if my head is not attached to my body. I wish I could say … More

One of the three readers here on 20/20 contacted me today re: the condition of Mimi. I forgot to mention … More

Tomorrow I have a ridiculous day, which could go in a multitude of directions. Below I shall list two. Scenario … More