Go ask Alice

Oh spit! Me and the ladies hit their PRESCHOOL CLASS this morning to pick out cubbie holes. Beenie was busy … More

Here’s your hat… what’s your hurry?

Nobody tells you what a pain in the arse potty training is going to be. Yes, I have two toddlers … More

It is 4:13 a.m. I just deleted the paragraph I had written about how I want out of Facebook, but … More

To the doo-doo head who stole one pumpkin, smashed one, and placed the third on a neighbor’s porch, you suck … More

What a shit day. And not literally. Just really crappy. How in God’s name did my own mother raise THREE … More

pudding brain is mine I’m tired…. may I nap? I guess not, I don’t get naps

Oh look! I am alone. Sitting in the library. Have already typed more than one sentence and there is nothing … More

grandparents today playdough party not with me thank you mom and dad

People with no children tell me all the time that it isn’t that big a deal to put your kids … More

bedtime tyranny it’s like she is a pharaoh and I am her cat