Why I hate homework, or, yet another reason I’m a bad parent. Let me rephrase… why I hate homework for … More
Looks like I missed last month. Busy, man. Just fucking busy. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe. Blogs … More
Dear Mimi and Beenie. How in tarnation did you go from small, loud, fleshy blobs to well-mannered, feral, groomed and … More
Last day of August. All the things that happen this time of year have started happening. They actually started happening … More
Oh my Glob, I totally dissed June!
What did June ever do to me, huh? I couldn’t even come up with one little tidbit for an entire … More
Pink cast, pink rifle
Mimi broke her arm about a month ago, just before Easter weekend. In the olden days, I’d have immediately reported … More
Keith Richards and I had drinks the other night.
Yes, it does seem unlikely that Keith and I would be hanging out. But he set it up. We were … More
What the, who the…
I’m not disappointed, I don’t think I’m not meant to be who I am, but when did this all happen? … More
Who Made God?
20/20 land is vast. Mimi and Beenie are almost 6 1/2. It pleases me greatly that my daughters are actually … More
It has been a while since there has been a photo, eh? My computer is bursting at its little seams … More