Good lord. You’d think my husband was murdering those girls in their room. All he did was go in there to read them a book and truly, they are both completely insane with misery. WTF? Why are they so crazed? I know he is not hurting them, quite the contrary, he is speaking in soothing voice, unlike me ten minutes ago when I was yelling at them because they were driving me NUTS. They have completely lost their minds.
20 Fingers, 20 Toes 
you know, if you put ear plugs in and go downstairs to mix a cocktail, you wouldn’t hear it.
just sayin’…