A nod to nappy’s lists

To the doo-doo head who stole one pumpkin, smashed one, and placed the third on a neighbor’s porch, you suck … More

Lucky

What a shit day. And not literally. Just really crappy. How in God’s name did my own mother raise THREE … More

pudding brain is mine I’m tired…. may I nap? I guess not, I don’t get naps

Oh look! I am alone. Sitting in the library. Have already typed more than one sentence and there is nothing … More

grandparents today playdough party not with me thank you mom and dad

People with no children tell me all the time that it isn’t that big a deal to put your kids … More

bedtime tyranny it’s like she is a pharaoh and I am her cat

ready, steady, go! they scream before they jump up then laugh when they land

noodles well eaten library loud but hush! shhhhh! public bathroom poop went well

pool backyard, potty rocks and plastic toys washed clean chinese noodles lunch?