Failed Attempt

The ladies ate huge pre-nap meals. Mimi truly ate a gallon of soy yogurt, some tortilla chips with hummus, veggie … More

One Step Forward…

…One million steps back… Yeah, they are sleeping. Yeah I gave them bottles. Yes, also over this past weekend for … More

Cold Turkey

Today, for the first time since they were born, I put the girls in bed for their naps without having … More

Hysteria

This afternoon’s post calls for a super moody CameraMorte pic… Took Mimi and Beenie to the gym this morning in … More

“Sand is better than poop!”

I’m quoting myself, true. Is that self-absorbed of moi? The girls are still sleeping so it’s ME TIME. Please don’t … More

Mercy Mercy Mercy

We are now at the mercy of Baltimore’s weather. It is currently 96 degrees Fahrenheit in lovely Charm City. I … More

Shark Attack

Beenie is our resident biter. There is nothing cute or important or good in this act and it absolutely infuriates … More

I Need a Vacation

Sandstorm

My thing is: toddlers are messy. The things they enjoy doing are messy and they create messes doing the things … More

Sometimes it is Easy-ish

When everyone has had enough sleep, tummies are full and happy, nobody is biting or pulling hair, things seem like … More